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The svelte sportswoman benched her Anglo-
Catholic boyfriend, Hansel, for oodles of
crisps & a copeck. Like lemming,
who grout shearwater for a washbasin,
like loup-garou opportunistic for
demission, she lidded her Mephistophelean
granddad in fizzy loincloth inapposite
to her gestalt, surfing the uppercase
onboard. Legit Orientalism or
Dickensian artifact of dipsomania,
her pulchritude thrips Zagreb
in big-endian flannelette kamboh.
First published: Spirits Arts Literary Magazine. Clint Wadsworth, ed. (Spring 2010): 10. Print.